Monday, December 29, 2003

Here's a few contests to have with useless animals:

Place gerbils in a potato gun. Shoot at a wall. Biggest splat wins.
Shot put rabbits by their ears. Farthest throw wins. Hopefully the rabbit dies, because rabbits fucking suck.
Set anoles loose in traffic. If your little lizard makes it across the street - you win.
Slingshot hermit crabs into the nearest lake or see if you can skip them like stones.
Punch horses in the nose or spray paint a giant penis on the side of it. I hate horses too.

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