Saturday, January 17, 2004
If I was a German flesh eating rocket, these are the top ten girls I would capture and eat:
Jennifer Love Hewitt: She's hot like a 16 year old Catholic school girl.
Christina Aguliera: She obviously puts out; I just hope she doesn't have a droopy meat curtains.
Philadelphia Eagles Cheerleaders: They count as one.
The nude student from "Not Another Teen Movie": She's hot and has killer tits.
Vida Guerra: 1215 Keyword: anal.
Tara Dakides: She can snowboard to the top of my pecker, and down, and up, and down...repeat. Oh, and she has a Polish tongue ring.
Liz Hurley: She always marries queers, but no one cares how smart she is. She even has a hot voice.
Trinity: Imagine a futuristic Barnum & Baily sex show...and me naked.
Alyssa Milano : Witchy whore, fuck Buffy the camel slayer.
Nikki Taylor and Claudia Schiffer: Supermodels are skinny, so two count as one - its like eating ribs. Schwing!
find out why i posted these girls....you'll be grossed out for sure: goto 1215
Jennifer Love Hewitt: She's hot like a 16 year old Catholic school girl.
Christina Aguliera: She obviously puts out; I just hope she doesn't have a droopy meat curtains.
Philadelphia Eagles Cheerleaders: They count as one.
The nude student from "Not Another Teen Movie": She's hot and has killer tits.
Vida Guerra: 1215 Keyword: anal.
Tara Dakides: She can snowboard to the top of my pecker, and down, and up, and down...repeat. Oh, and she has a Polish tongue ring.
Liz Hurley: She always marries queers, but no one cares how smart she is. She even has a hot voice.
Trinity: Imagine a futuristic Barnum & Baily sex show...and me naked.
Alyssa Milano : Witchy whore, fuck Buffy the camel slayer.
Nikki Taylor and Claudia Schiffer: Supermodels are skinny, so two count as one - its like eating ribs. Schwing!
find out why i posted these girls....you'll be grossed out for sure: goto 1215
Thursday, January 15, 2004
No matter what anyone says, James Rudd is the man. He may be handicapped and in a wheelchair, but he still knows how to get sloshed and freewheel it into danger! Why on Earth would a guy in a wheelchair ride down the middle of a street in a shitty ass town called Kutztown? Because he can, and there was probably some stupid googley-eyed fat whore freshman from Kutztown University that Drunken Rudd was trying to fuck. Seriously, unless you're a stupid jock on the Kutztown University football team trying to imitate scenes from "The Program," or a piece of shit from the lame offbeat Kutztown University marching band trying to commit suicide for sucking so bad - then there's no other legitimate reason to be in the middle of a ...
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